Where are people heading for their holidays?

I'm off on my first proper holiday that's not to my parents gaff in Spain for the first time in 12 years.

Booked an all inclusive to fuerteventura. The hotel has tennis courts, rifle range, archery, table tennis, darts, two pools and a pizzeria. I'm looking forward to trying shooting and archery after a few beers..

Share your holiday plans with us all. I'm sure everyone can't wait to find out what your plans are.. This has probably been done already. So tell us again.

 

Your parents gaff.

 

I'm staying at Bert's house.

 

Not going away this year - taking a couple of weeks off to look after nieces and nephews so a few family days out in London and I might even treat myself to a day at the races.

Life in the fast lane eh?

I'm also going to burgle Toby's gaff whilst he's at Bert's

 

Excellent, do you know the Finnish people that bought it then?

I can recommend lots of splendid places to go..


I'd imagine what you're actually doing is going to Cornwall again to stay on a caravan site..

 

Hopefully The Algarve again in October, only tinks don't have 2 foreign holidays a year.

 

Slim pickings I'd imagine..

 

We are also going to Fuerteventura this year.

Went to Lanza ****ing Rotte last year, was ok.

 

Awkward.. When are you going?

 

2nd Aug

 

I'm off on Friday. Which part of the island you going too? Think the resort is called Antigua.

 

Corralejo on the North, Mrs Gas booked it which is nice as I can blame her for anything that I don't like as she did to me in Lanzarote last ****ing year.

Also I hear there are lots of beaches suitable for nude bathing.

 

I've heard that too. . I won't be getting the old chap out that's for sure. It's never seen the light of day. Potential for sunburn is massive.

 

Your gaydar is malfunctioning my nazi friend.

 

Ginger pubes?

 

The correct factor sun cream will sort that out. We'll definately be getting our kit off.

 

I don't think my gaydar has ever functioned properly.

 

**** that. You know the place will be full if fat Germans.

 

Alas not. I get the odd ginger hair in my beard an that's about it.

 

I've already had a couple of weeks in Portugal to chase up some leads that Dev generated on his trip.

Will probably pop across to the Canaries later in the year when it starts getting a bit nippy here.