Kenny Miller To Birmingham?

It's all over 606. Might not be true but it's Rangers fans that are saying it.

 

And how does that make you feel?

 

is Mcleish trying to build the Scotland squad at birmingham?

 

Did you see Roy Keane got sacked also?

 

That will please Mick. His bet about Hooper might be in with a shout again

 

did you hear about the blind circumciser?

he got the sack

 

He has to get fit first and get past the five players ahead of him.

How many different colours can one man have on his face? Miller looks like a dulux colour chart at the minute.

 

Did you see the pre O.F. match thing with McCoist and Miller? Did anyone else notice the negative body language by McCoist when he was talking to Miller about his career and future performance for Rangers?

 

Strangely aroused, yet disgusted by the fact that it turns me on. Do you know what i mean?

 

I do Dougie, it's the same way I feel when I do a ****e on a mirror.

 

I get that feeling when I hear about McShagger's antics.

 

You do WHAT?

 

and then the deep sense of shame as you finish ****ing over it and it suddenly stops being sexy and just becomes disgusting.

know that feeling well.

 

You could always be more inclusive and ****e on a glass table . I believe there is a (limited) demand for that

 

It's not a proper **** if you don't feel ashamed afterwards.

How would I see my own arsehole though. I'd need some sort of hand-mirror or a flunkey with a video camera/TV set-up and that's just not happening

 

You're a dirty bastard.

 

dont tell me you have never tried to see your own arsehole while doing a ****e. we have all done it.

 

Rangers have accepted a bid from Birmingham of £700k

 

A self-confessed dirty bastard though. At the end of the day if a man can't take a runny poo all over a mirror in the privacy of his own home then what's the point in living?