...was smashing. Spent two weeks in Ireland on the 2nd best beach in the world baked oot my tits. The locals were lovely. Spent a day in Derry seeing relatives - it was alright, good catching up, city looks a lot better than the last time I went. Spent the Twelfth in Northern Ireland including a good few hours in Larne - it is very safe to say that Loyalists are exclusively ugly. I saw loads of them shipping themselves between the KFC and Sandy Bay and there wasn't even a six pinter amongst them. I think that's why they're all so angry all the time and care so much about flags and s**te - their women are stomach churning. CONCLUSION: - Northern Ireland would be a much nicer place with a lot less trouble if the PUL community could bus in some decent women and save themselves so much poonani-envy rage. Next week: How the middle east crisis can be averted by swapping headscarves for bikinis
Timed to coincide with NI's world famous bonfire night, must have been melting please log in to view this image
Wrong ... A judge here in Cork jailed a fella from Derry for contempt of court by giving his address as Londonderry "Im giving you one last chance to state your proper address and not some fictional place or im locking you up for contempt. " Ah how we pissed ourselves when the fella says "but im from Londonderry" He wasnt pissing himself more ****ting in his pants as he was lead away to the holding cells.
Aye I got an actual tan. I was in Donegal but it's only a half hour to my aunties so I kind of had to go. As for the Twelfth, I was just meant to be travelling home but left so much time in case of hassle with parades that we ended up sitting in Larne for ****ing ages. All in all, it was a cracking holiday - relaxing as ****.
Tell you whit, though. The main reason I'm pleased to be home is that I can turn on a radio without hearing the 24 hour debate about Garth ****ing Brooks.
You haven't taken into account the poor rural transportation infrastructure in early 20th century Ireland.
