guy in my work

was off thursday and friday getting a hair transplant haha spent about 5k

 

Yeah, ha ****ing ha.

 

FFS - get a wig or just accept it. Cannot believe some blokes are so vain. I'm skinny as a rake - i don't go round wearing padding to stop people thinking i'm a human xylophone.........

 

am some bit a gear

 

was his name Stoksey or Griffifths?

 

being a bit of the cheeky chappy about the office, the resident jester i've been calling him wayne after wayne rooney lol

 

Bealey, are you acworth?

 

He won't be tugging the forelock for a while yet

 

I was going to get a transplant but I thought i'd look stupid with a kidney on my head.

 

dev, that was offal

 

Well he has to liver up to his reputation as the resident pun master

 

Ach I was only kidney.