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  1. MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN

    MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN Active Member

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    I had the dubious pleasure of sitting in a bar in a relatively prosperous area of east belfast last night.
    A middle aged chunky around the midriff man who wasn't even drunk climbed onto a chair -
    carefully took down the world cup bunting-
    produced a pair of scissors -
    and removed the ivory coast flag -

    then stuck the bunting back up

    what a pathetic expression of his culture!
    this place is totally ****ed and living in the dark ages
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Medro will seek photographic evidence with a signed affidavit ...
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And even that would not be enough evidence
     
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    My local is an irish pub and they had most of the flags up for the world cup. Being a piss taker the owner replaced the England flag with the union flag so eevry **** in the pub was beeling. Poor bar staff were being driven mad by it!
     
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  5. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    You live in oirland?
     
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    No I don't live in Ireland - but they do have lots of Irish pubs in London.
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Do you mean English pubs which attract lots of oirish?
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oirish, Scotch. Oh please stop, my sides are fit to bust with the originality of it all.
     
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    4-0
     
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    No - as far as i am aware there is no such nationality as Oirish. I mean a pub which is based in England but owned by Irish people. Stop being such a pedant
     
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    Never heard of O'Neills or waxy o Connors
     
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  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Waxy o connor is a **** and was ran out of ireland in the great war of 1902 . Fact
     
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    He's got you Dan, that's a bite according to this Comedic genius.
     
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  14. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    O neill on the other hand is a snitch
     
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    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I don't get the whole oirish pub thing, to me they are English pubs with awful decor and beer.
     
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    That's why the entrance is round the back...
     
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  17. Hash.

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    The true pubs of eire have names like the three ones, the screaming monkey , the roundy house
     
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    And that explains they eh... the eh...the eh...
     
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    [video=youtube;bcYppAs6ZdI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI[/video]
     
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    Fine - don't drink in pubs that are based in England but run or owned by people from Ireland then. It isn't compulsory and I'm sure your absence won't be lamented.
     
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