Fish

There's a van from Pitween that delivers crackin fish cakes in Norf Lanurkshire.

Better to make them yerself. It's a doddle to do.

 

Guy in his late 50s/early 60s with a beard?

 

Cooked salmon is bland and tasteless full stop.

I do enjoy a bit of smoked salmon though.

Can we still live together?

 

...or, just have smoked salmon with a poached egg on the side. Let your fork do the hard work. Ya fud.

 

Naw, am in my late 40's, no beard, salt n' peppa hair, big cock.

Am no exactly sure what ye asked.

 

I travel to Italy, on average once a month, on business and most Italians eat pasta everyday.

 

Best steak I ever had was in Bologna, covered in cheese n pepper.

 

****ing Bologna, the home of Italian communism, ****s.

 

You, my little furry friend, are a complete clown, but still a good ****, for such a waster!