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Sewer Rat is off.....

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by HRH Custard VC, Jul 11, 2014.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It doesn't need to translate to all LFC supporters, though, Ruff.
     
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  2. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    They always say be careful of old players coming back to haunt you, imagine this.

    Its the last game of the "league" European games, and its Liverpool v Barcelona. 2 minutes to go, and its 1-0 to Liverpool. So long as Liverpool win they are through, but a draw is not enough. A high ball is headed back by Gerrard, but quick as a flash, Suarez is though, and with just the goalkeeper to beat, drags his shot wide. The Liverpool kop goes wild, the knock out stage is tangible. Chants of Suartez Suarez Suarez are heard all around the ground

































    But wait, in the last seconds of injury time, a though ball by Macherano feeds Suarez who goes round the keeper and calmly slides the ball into net. Liverpool are out.
    Headlines in the Sun the next day "NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU"
    Within 24 hours, a book is out saying how close Liverpool were to European glory
     
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  3. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Its the last game of the "league" European games, and its Liverpool v Barcelona. 2 minutes to go, and its 1-0 to Liverpool. So long as Liverpool win they are through, but a draw is not enough. A high ball is headed back by Gerrard, but quick as a flash, Suarez is though, and with just the goalkeeper to beat, fires the shot into the top left.

    Kop cry Sewer rat, Sewer rat and demand Slippy G is sacked.
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    No, of course not. That's just nonsense, it's him alone.

    I also happen to believe he's dragged your cubs name through the mud.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Some of the blame must be put on the club, Kenny with the save rat man T shirts for one.
     
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  6. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    On a point of principal, I have never posted comments on the Liverpool board, nor ever intend to. But take a look at the Luis Suarez, a tribute thread. Some serious infighting in there, some still thinking hes wonderful, whilst others apply the "rat" theory
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    So you actually have true felt feelings about people you've never met? That's pretty weird.
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ahhhhhh! That's nice. We're back in Europe again! ;)
     
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  9. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    I go along with Chief, you can loathe someone you haven't met. As far as Suarez goes, he has to the most despicable player that has ever played premier league football, bar non

    What is amusing is the way both Dagleish and Brenda have grovelled to his whims, allowing him to drag the name of Liverpool through the mire. Had Shanks been in charge, the bite he made at Ajax would have been enough, Shanks would not have signed him. as a United fan through and through, all this Suarez nonsense has given other premiership supporters more ammunition to have a go at the double standards at Liverpool.

    And long may it continue!
     
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  10. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    <applause>.
     
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  11. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    Our attack will not be as good as with Suarez but it will still be better than anyone else but Man City

    Very brave words astroturfnaut. Those words could very well bite you on the arse come next May
     
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  12. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    So Swarbs, Sweats, Ruff, UIR, Eric, the other Dave, Diego have got no principles due them having posted on the LFC board?
    Not all Utd supporters agreed with Giggs's family affair or not all Chelsea fans were happy that their club re-employed convicted *****phile Graham Rix on his release from prison.

    So can't see why you're surprised by the mixed opinions on the thread you mention, as for you not posting on our board, you don't need to as you're quoting comments from there on here.
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    These aren't so much feelings but I know you're a ****.

    Feel free to **** off anytime, prick.

    <ok>
     
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  14. weararedbonnet

    weararedbonnet Well-Known Member

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    I have never met any of the following, but it does'nt mean I don't hate them

    Ian Huntley, Ian Brady, the Yorkshire ripper, Baby P's tormentors, the creep that shot Rhys Jones,the two who killed James Bulger etc etc

    Need I go on?
     
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  15. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    You're one sick puppy.<ok>
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've never met you but, you know I could do a list.
     
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  17. Lee263

    Lee263 Well-Known Member

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    Have they done the shirt burning yet?
     
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  18. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    f** off Page, don't act like some victim tithead
     
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  19. Lee263

    Lee263 Well-Known Member

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    #alwaysthevictims
     
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  20. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Gtf.<ok>
     
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