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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'd ask you, as a fellow Red, not to kick anything off there, please mate <yikes>
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I like the Denice I found better! The Denice in your link isn't the hot vixen that RHC is always describing!



    You won't find a picture of me on facebook! <ok>
     
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  3. Oh dear...<laugh>
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm sure no-one on here would do anything so tasteless... now what's Rob The Builder's facebook page... <whistle>
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't know, but there'll be acres of ****ing tumbleweed blowing around there <ok>
     
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  6. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    No. No, it isn't. It's filmed, in places, in Hadfield. <doh>

    From the wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_League_Of_Gentlemen


    Your apology is accepted in advance as always. <cheers>
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    This place actually exists?!

    Thought was something RHC made up to entertain himself while laying back unable to move after his fall <yikes>
     
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  8. I always thought what he was saying was true bar the pub name <laugh>
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So, a few developments over the weekend. I didn't go out On Friday. Steph was working and Rob the boring twat builder would be in there. Vic came back at about 10.15 pm saying Steph wanted to speak to me. There was nothing for me to worry about and I hadn't upset her. I had given Vic a card to give to her to say sorry.

    It seems my supposed 'mate' had texted Rob when Steph and I were having our spat, telling him I was being out of order and he should have a word. Thanks a bunch, Dave. He'd be well off the Christmas card list if I had one <laugh> I saw Steph and we kissed and made up.

    I went in early doors on the Saturday morning. Saw Denice and she gave me a bollocking for calling Steph a fat **** in that dsress. Unbeknownst to me, she has an eating disorder. I'll keep my gob shut in future <doh>

    Vic was out on Saturday night meeting one of the other barmaids for a few drinks. Apparently the other one fell over on her way home and smashed her face in. It looks a right mess, apparently. It'll probably be a trip to Fazackerley for a bit of reconstructive surgery.

    The beach party is on the 26th, by the way, and I won't be anywhere the place <yikes>
     
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  10. Eh...?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What's so difficult? I won't be going to the Cheese that night. Too much danger of random **** kicking off <ok>
     
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    As opposed to any other night?
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Much more chance when there's water and foam around. Just needs someone to get shoved in who doesn't want to go in and BOOM! <yikes>
     
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  14. You should have said that then <whistle>
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I ****ing did <doh>
     
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  16. "and I won't be anywhere the place"

    Near...? <doh>
     
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  17. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    I understood him. Perhaps it's idiom.





    Or perhaps you're just winding him up. :)
     
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  18. Perhaps you may well be right with your latter assumption...:)
     
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  19. saintanton

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    It was my favoured hypothesis.
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Do you think so? <laugh>
     
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