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  1. Milk not bear jizz

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    You'd be considered anorexic in the US!
     
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    Giant Haystacks would be considered anorexic in the US of A. <ok>
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    If you pedal fast enough you might be able to catch up with the Tour de France and replace Froome, the soft batard. <ok>
     
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  4. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Good morning all. If it is your birthdy today...Many happy returns.<applause>
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Jul 11, 2014
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    Good morning Dribs, good morning all. <ok>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

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    If it's no-one else's birthday, you crew of wildebeest rapists can pretend it's mine <ok>
     
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  7. CCC

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    Happy birthday, Steve. <cheers>
     
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    CCC, Jul 11, 2014
  8. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Merry Christmas Dribbles <ok>
     
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    The memory isn't what it was, is it your 78th or 87th...? :huh:
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    Since this is the Liverpool forum I think we should celebrate St. Brendan's day today (even though it's in May).

    St. Brendan is the patron saint of whales. (no Gonz, whales, not Wales... sheep shagger!)


    St. Brendan was Irish (no kidding) an sent off to find the "isle of the blessed" (is that what the Irish call Britain?)
    On his voyage he encountered sea monsters (Suarez?) Before reaching his blessed spot he encounters some sheep (Swansea?) - and journey's through hell (visiting Old Trafford? Foul evil Hellish place)




    Happy St. Brendan's day!
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jul 11, 2014
  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Can I have a pint, please? The post-Suarez **** has hit the fan <doh>
     
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  12. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Im excited now to see our new look side without the cheat in it
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

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    2014/2015 Squad hasn't had an official photo taken yet- but here is the 2013/2014 photo... interesting that Suarez wasn't included... everyone else was. Maybe Suarez never existed and was just a figment of our imagination.

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  14. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Any shirts on fire in here?

    If not can I have a pint of Peroni and a packet of peanuts please bar tender
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    We don't sell wop ****e in this establishment <ok>
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I take that back... we do have an official 2014/2015 photo of the team available now:

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    We'll be fine without Suarez!
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    <laugh> Terrifying, in more ways than one ^^
     
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    Alan Hansen documentary on BBC 1.
     
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    ****ing self indulgent bag of ****e that. Good player for us though.
     
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  20. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    He's good, I llike him
     
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