Aye but do you have two cocks, both of which you could detatch & then hump a woman with two fannies? A spider can. Watch out mind marra, you might get eaten alive afterwards.
All spiders Comm or just the ones you find in your country? All hairy with biceps and that. ****ing hell, I'd hate to see one, I'd just run off down the street.
its about control for instance I could be comfortable with your little spider friend just chilling on his elevator arse but if I look away and I can't find it, its ****ing awful, if I can control its location, I hate the ones that have a big fat body, they run like usain bolt the ****ers, its freaky the speed, for body size they must be one of the fastest creatures in the world although I think shrimps are the fastest
I think put to scale shrimps run at 30mph non stop house flies though, im not bothered by those one bit, but theyre huge and fly but spiders bother me, strange, never figured it out
Honestly mate, thy are a thing of evil.. I'm gannin to see the missus and bairn in the morning..Look at the new house. Always on the look out for the ****ers, little twats will bite you, and then it's hospitial or worse..
Aye well, maybe there's some nasty ****ers in your neck of the woods marra. Hows the new gaff coming on?
There are some evil creatures, always female.. The new gaff man, ****ing hell, it's slow...I'm a manager of a ****ing building company, and all the staff are working miles away, there is no way i'm trusting a local monkey to help, so i'm of priming ceilings in the morning..what a ****.
Sunderland Echo, Man found totally encased in a spiders cocoon lashed to his computer police said his last words were "****ing ungrateful little bastard "
