English or French? I like both but I would have to plump for Colman's English. Wonderful stuff. Use the French mustards for cooking though. Is mustard a condiment? If so Gambol need not comment. And by the way Gambol when you are out having a steak you go for Roquefort cheese SAUCE. And don't even think about denying it otherwise I shall not converse with you ever again.
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