BBQ Sauce

Good point, well made.

You lose Finger(s).

 

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I like cooking.

I hate table sauces.

In fact I don't use any kind of condiment once my food is plated up. So get it up ye's.

 

Get him telt, Dan

 

Shut yer hole, divorce boy. You eat super noodles out the pot standing over the kitchen sink while sobbing uncontrollably.

 

No need to get so aggressive.

Super noodles - no thanks. Can't abide all that dross.

 

Why not just buy better quality sauces and condiments then ya dobbers?

 

****'s wrong with that?

One of the joys of single life.

 

^^^^

Not true.

 

Because i don't like them full stop. Plain is always best.

 

'Tis true

 

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Correct.

Do what I want, when I want and how I want.

 

TrevTip:

mix tabasco in with your ketchup

 

A little sprinkle of salt or pepper?

(not talking about your hair btw)

 

If I cooked for someone and they asked for salt (particularly before they even taste it) ah wid knock **** oot them and throw them oot the hoose

 

I do like Tabasco

 

Nope. If you need that yer food wasn't properly seasoned while cooking.

 

If by chance you got fish and chips would you put salt and vinegar on them?

 

As a condiment?