Svetlana the ak toting lesbian turned up wonder why the f this man was getting eaten by a loin while his nwo loving compatriot was waxing it's bumhole She'd been sent as n'dog had one weakness, one thing that would tempt him off the mountain.... That was a lesbian dominatrix dressed in....
Unfortunately Svetlana was no such woman, she was a large burly east German shot putter, with armpit hair you could braid. "The deed is done." N'gog declared as he was saddling his rather sore lion "I shall impart my wisdom to you as promised" N'gog jump up on the lion. "You must find the Orb of Greatness. It is what made me the world best ever footballer and inspired all my greatest goals. Like the time I headed the ball off our goal line and straight into the opposition net, or the time I hovered 9ft off the ground with the ball at my feet, or the time I wipped out my erect cock and potted the ball over the line. All of which are featured on my DVD, 'David N'god: World Football Hero' now only £12.99." N'gog turned his lion and grasped the reigns. "Now I must ride to the local Tesco atop the mountain to buy light bulbs. But be warned there is a new darkness rising from Old Trafford, one that intends to play 90mins of football for the 0-0.... Oh and you can use my toaster to rearm your friend there." And he rode off on his lion
And then mito deheaded the fantasist n'gog just like he did slur achy ferguson the day before....... "god dman annoying made up crap for the worlds worst footballer he muttered" what a bullshitter he remarked as he added the head to those he'd collected earlier.... oh and he sewed tobes head back on and turned him into a zombie slave wearing a gerrard no 8 LFc shirt.
"There is no need for such violence MITO," N'Gog said- as two new heads grew in the place of the one that was cut off. "You should know that I, N'Gog, am one of the good guys, immortal, and the world's greatest footballer."
And with his guru powers he banished Mito to the Island of the Bitters, where all the most violent and angry people live. Sisu and Toasterman watched this and thought whilst it was harsh on Mito to be forced to live with those people at least he would have fun swinging his axe about like a kid in sweet shop. Sisu turned to Toasterman. "We must find N'gog's Orb last I saw it was....
Stuck in the flab rolls on Wayne Rooney's grandmothers back." "Then we don't have a minute to lose" said Toasterman, "the evil alien lady with three breasts and a bum you could bounce a lead weight off of, are sure to be soon to make their move." "To Merseyside then..." said Sisu as he climbed on Toasterman's back and said- "carry me, oh noble steed"... Toasterman was a little surprised by this odd behavior but set off galloping down the road until...
Meanwhile Mito was quite happy hacking and chopping but there's only so many bitter before you realize. F't I'll dismember that floppycocked n'dog and try to escape....
These were just some of the insane thoughts that passed through MITO's head as he wallowed in his own insanity of not agreeing with N'Gog's superiority to the rest of mankind. Meanwhile- Sisu, whilst riding on Toasterman's back down the M6 stumbled upon something completely gut wrenching it was...
a copy of bolton wanderers season review 2013/14 showing their supposed saviors historical record showing he'd never scored over 9 goals a season and only 3 sthat year despite being in the championship and then getting ****ed out his his club on a free.... were they being lied to? toasterman suddenyl realised that this was not the worlds greatest player. he was in brazil mugging off dutch people. No this n'gog was a slave of evil lizard Green alien babe with the bouncy ass intended to prevent them form ever finding the ass plug of doom. and mean while mitos lesbian special forces rescued him from the isle of bitters
Toasterman and Sisu, on the M6, felt the escape of their axe-weilding chum, MITO. Suddenly their hero senses tingled, just as a huge shadow fell over them. It was The Mott Master and Snailcock! "We're back, and this time it's going to get even more intimate!" Milk declared. "Let's f** all these f**ing knob-cheese-munching evil f**s, like the f**ing thrush-raping, pin-dick f**s they are!" RHC roared, re-energised, re-invigorated, and even more inventful with his profanities. The team was almost back together . . .
The Forest Guard received a warning letter from his employer for not showing up at work. He has been worried that Dave is going to kill him. Good news for him, Dave has been kidnapped by the Aliens.
Toasterman, Sisu, MITO les-mando brigade, Mott Master and Snailcock yes the avengers were assembling... and the shambling zombie tobes was also in tow. woudl the evil n'dog fool our heros and lead them into a trap at old toilet or who'd the wrest the anal dildo form the green alien and forest gaurd before they used it on dave and maureen could take over fro mthe decapitated ferguson as the evil lord of football?
The same story. The Forest Guard abandoned his job when Dave was threatening to kill him for having affairs with his mistress. Now, the alien that landed in remote area kidnapped Dave. The Forest Guard is safe to go back to his work.
I have no f'n idea... i want to get back to posting pics of hot lesbians but can't figure out where to "insert" them.
