FIFA has punished Suarez for his attempt to appear his 4 month comprehensive football ban that forbids him attending charity events held by sporting authorities. According to the Knosuj Place Times, in addition to not being able to compete in football, attend any organised training, or appear at any stadia, Suarez has now been added the further punishment of not being permitted urination privileges for 4 months. "Suarez seems to forget that this punishment is to serve as a reminded that we don't take kindly to violence, " FIFA spokesman Drake O'Nian told our paper, " so we're determined to beat the message into him. We don't see anything too harsh in making him hold it in for four months." "It's a piss take! " Suarez's spokesman, Dan Tist, responded. "I'd like to tell FIFA, 'you're in a lot of trouble'- that's human rights abuse" Still many fans feel Suarez has gotten off lightly because he will still be allowed to take a dump. "Are FIFA going to send people around following him to make sure he's only going to the bathroom for a #2?" some fans ask, "how will they know he won't just wear a wig and attend a toilet incognito?" There is no news yet whether Suarez will appeal this latest appeal and Liverpool and Uruguay were unavailable for comment.
Pretty good, Milk, if this is your own work. Quite like Dan Tist and Knosuj Place Times. Some people are just jealous of those with fertile imaginations.* * They say they can be creative with the best of them, but they never do. #bottlers
I assume this is you, Milk: http://knosujplacetimes.blogspot.co.uk/2010/09/knosuj-place-primary-despaired-by.html The 'posted by D. Eric Asamoah' is a bit of a give away . . .
D. Eric Asamoah, the younger brother of Derek Asamoah! http://blogyourownbadventure.blogspot.com/2010/09/byob-start-page.html Never got around to completing that... although it was going to go on forever anyway! Also from back when I had too much time: http://dukeusleiva.blogspot.com/2010/09/act-1-king-roy-replaces-baron.html
He's still a liverpool player!!! once he becomes a Barca player the court of arbitration will reduce his sentence due to his 'remorse'.
Also some of these conditions are ridiculous, such as not being able to attend a school football match or any charity events!! Who exactly do fifa think they are undermining his human rights in non football related activities!! If I was Suarez i'd take them to the human rights court and make them look like the utter fools that they are!
i should imagine this has all been discussed mate, but i don't think we have said or done anything as soon he will be a barca player, so we have no need to get involved. is a farce that he cant even attend a school football match, what control over a non professional event do fifa have ffs, pretty sure barcas lawyers know this.
Where did this information leak from? Ive seen that KK has released a statement on this matter saying its a wee bit unfair.
