We're safe from the impending V for Vendetta style UKIP British superstate. Irish passports, for the win.
Which is reason enough for me to encourage the yes vote in Scotland. I shall don ma skirt, toss ma caber and get mysel right ****ing up there. I'll most probably don the skirt regardless.
I have a cell phone registered to my name and a few times after wigging out on too much cocaine and skunk i wondered if all the sms i sent to random drug dealers could be used to prove i am not a model citizen anytime in the future? My digital footprint atm transactions and oyster card bleeps prove i am a habitual drug abuser and all round bad ass.. Only a matter of time until Tom Cruise arrests me for pre crimes i am yet to commit..