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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Jul 10, 2014.

  1. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED
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    Emergency legislation will be brought in next week to force phone and internet companies to log records of customer calls, texts and internet use.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28237108

    To avoid dropping yourself in the deep ****, we need a list of subjects that need careful consideration before posting. As a starter I'd suggest be wary of the following;

    1. Any anti establishment political comments
    2. Jihad
    3. Felching
    4. Online bullying (with the exception of baiting ER as that auld **** deserves it)
    5. Sexism
    6. Racism
    7. Anti fracking


    Any other suggestions welcome.
     
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  2. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I know for a fact that Mick is automatically sent an SMS any time the phrase 'baldy-heided dick' is used.
     
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  3. gas

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    Even as I post this 5 "guests" are reading this thread.

    Make of it what you will. :bandit:
     
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  4. Newgod

    Newgod Gaylord

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    lets face the real reality, there are a lot of websites that operate from pakistan which clearly posts in arabic that they will keep on fighting jihad untill the whole world becomes islamic, the uk cannot do sh.it aboutit
    the chinese will not give away a citizen of china to uk just coz he has posted some thing that does not suits uk,
    the russians will say that if they dont like the international polices of uk they are born free to critisize them, any action on russia will be a direct line to a disaster for the uk, so this law is not gonna work even if the uk wants it to
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    Up the CIA!
     
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  6. gas

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    ****ing right mate, they do a great job.

    <whistle>
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if they're monitoring me? If you are I hope you've enjoyed the multiple tranny porn I've posted over the years!
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    The CIA and MI6, a fine upstanding group of individiuals.
     
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  9. gas

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    I concur, and further to this Mossad are pretty darn decent too. :)
     
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  10. Moses

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    Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit.
     
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  11. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Message to the CIA and GCHQ:

    Stop watching me ****ing you perverts.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Government snatch squad en route to Gas' hoose as we speak.

    *Note: a snatch squad isny what you hope it might be
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    What happened to Big society Small Government then?
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I like the idea that several Government agencies across the globe enjoy the exploits of the bunch of ****s that populate GC.

    ...and none of them know who monica is.
     
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  16. gas

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    Is that for ****ing real <yikes>

    I was just reading tweets from some burd in Camden Town.
     
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  17. Otto Flayshow

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  18. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Following the tubes around is mental...

    And the tweets + their location...
     
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  19. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I tried to warn you that Governments are ****s. But does any **** every listen to me? No. <grr>
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shut yer face.
     
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