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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Jul 9, 2014.

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I know neither of them are likely to get you laid.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 9, 2014
  2. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    You would be surprised.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Thanks mate, enjoy it?
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 9, 2014
  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Cricket hasn't done Shane Warne any harm when it comes to birds.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 9, 2014
  5. gas

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    Aye he often got a few ducks.
     
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  6. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Aye, I'm fond of getting laid.

    Oh right, cricket and detecting?

    There's fanny everywhere and they have various interests and all birds want ****ed.
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 9, 2014
  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    That was cheep.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 9, 2014
  8. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED
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    I know, it got me stumped.
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I f**ed an archaeologist in Mayo while a croud of them were over digging a bit around Croagh Patrick. Not detecting I grant you but apart from their main purpose of digging s**t up they were there for the beer and the Irish cock.

    One of my best rides.
     
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    Ciaran, Jul 9, 2014
  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I've run out of puns.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 9, 2014

  11. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Hash ... hung and sexy hunk


    Its true yanno
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Bird: "So what do you do in your spare time?"
    Me: "Metal detecting"
    Bird (getting moist): "Oh, have you found anything good?"
    Me: "Loads of things, would you like to come back to my place to see my finds?"
    Bird (sopping wet): "Yes please"

    versus

    Bird: "So what do you do in your spare time?"
    ST: "I deliver leaflets for fatty Salmond"
    Bird: "Oh"
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 10, 2014
  13. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    This has NEVER happened.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 10, 2014
  14. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    This HAS.
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Only in Carry On Digging.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 10, 2014
  16. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Tina is named after a dog ya drunk fandan.

    ST, you're a dick <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Jul 10, 2014
  17. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Sent to Monaco again. <grr>
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 10, 2014
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So it wiz, I forgot <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2014
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 10, 2014
  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    No **** <whistle>
     
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