He's Dutch. Which is funny, I've met ****loads of Dutch people and generally they're the complete opposite of these arrogant turtle heads in their football team.
Class B rather than Class A. I like your thinking Chazz. A slap on the wrists rather than being banged up for years when I'm inevitably caught as I'm waiting for my man. Hols in Cyprus. Foreign but proper plugs and they drive on the right side of the road. What's not to like? When I say the right side of the road, I do of course, mean the left. Right?
Vlaar has only got 1yr left on his contract. He might not be at Villa come the start of the season. He's had a very good tournament.
Amphet prepared for injection is class A. You'll have to get her to bomb it. Good luck with that Ern.
Get some cigarette rolling papers and wrap it up in one, wedges nicely in use at to be swallowed. Or the most bang for buck way, which is wedge it just inside her arsehole and let it dissolve. You'd need enough to kill an elephant for gumming it to have much more effect than a numb mouth and rotten teeth.