Aye, I'm fond of getting laid. Oh right, cricket and detecting? There's fanny everywhere and they have various interests and all birds want ****ed.
I f**ed an archaeologist in Mayo while a croud of them were over digging a bit around Croagh Patrick. Not detecting I grant you but apart from their main purpose of digging s**t up they were there for the beer and the Irish cock. One of my best rides.
Bird: "So what do you do in your spare time?" Me: "Metal detecting" Bird (getting moist): "Oh, have you found anything good?" Me: "Loads of things, would you like to come back to my place to see my finds?" Bird (sopping wet): "Yes please" versus Bird: "So what do you do in your spare time?" ST: "I deliver leaflets for fatty Salmond" Bird: "Oh"