Ignore the dried up prune fanny , drew . Have a glass of banana milk and relax happy in the knowledge youre not an old haggard spinster
Did I ever tell you i've got a degree in Marching and another in Shooting? They've come in handy over the years, I may even set up my own website using these skills.
I have a second class honours in cake decoration. I wouldn't make a wedding cake for ****ters though out of principle.