"Curses! I've been foiled again" muttered the tri-breasted alien with a bum. Now I must seek revenge, not just against RHC, Toasterman, and Sisu, but also MITO and his gang of lesbo Russian commandos! That's when she came up with a special revenge... she would send the deranged Dribbles to...
One of the Alien said "We have to show Milk, Sea Hoke, n' Onions what we are made of, except he performs a sex act on the tri-breasted alien with a bum". Milk, Sea Hoke, n' Onions hearing this was scared and went into exile .
Where he was trained by a Yoda-esque witch-doctor of love to channel his inner sex god and not be afraid of hot chicks with 3 boobs and a nice arse. He soon became a hypersexual being named The Mott Master and returned to show the gangrenous slapper his mettle . . .
"Hi Alien" he said in a seductive voice... "I've got something to show you..." The Alien got all doey eyed as Milk removed his clothing... "See this 12incher?" "It's been growing on my thigh for months- I've no idea where I got this tumor from!"
The Alien then said "We are never affected by earthly virus, if you perform the sex act we can cure you of your tumour". "Are you ready"?.. the Alien added.
Milk proceded to give the alien with three breasts and a nice bum a jolly good rodgering. "Oooh, that was good" she declared sleepily after she was done.... "Now can we get back to the main plot?" asked Milk. "Indeed!" said the evil alien... "There is only one more powerful object than the Dildo of doom!- the vibrator of anal desctruction! muahhahahahahahahahahahaha" "That sounds out of my area of expertise" said Milk as he hobbled out of the story... An evil glow shone from the alien's eyes... "Only I know where it is hidden!- and with it, I shall destroy RHC, Sisu, and Toasterman... oh yeah... and MITO and his Les-mandos." Meanwhile- on a sunny beach near Blackpool- the three heroes were sunning themselves in the English winter sun- RHC turned to Sisu and said...
"Wait, was that Sisu saying that... or was that RHC wanting to drop out of the heroic trio story?" Toasterman asked with a puzzled expression.
"It was me" said RHC "This adventure has taken its toll on me and I'm not as young as I used to be, I fear my ageing heart can't last another round with the Green alien babe with the bouncy ass. She's just too much for me and we all know she's likely to be back with some other evil scheme to destroy the world of football." RHC starred out at the sea. "You two must go on without me, you are the defenders of football now" And with that RHC, walked off leaving Toasterman and Sisu stood on Blackpool front in a state of shock with the departure of their leader and mentor
"So what do we do now Sisu?" Toasterman asked the bewildered Sisu. All Sisu could do was shrug, first Nearly Naked Putin was slain whilst riding a grizzly bear, and now RHC had left the troop. It was indeed a very sad time for the Irish Finlander. The two heroes stared forelornly at the sea- when suddenly they saw a very bizarre sight... a dolphin was rapidly swimming towards the shore. On it's back was...
Irena the smoking hot lesbian, buck naked and carrying vital news about thier search for Maureen the snide Portuguese cock and would be anal dildo user....
"I ave come wiv news fromv Mito" Said Irena in her heavy Russian accent and being a member of Mito's Lesbo commando crew. Sisu and Toasterman feared the worst, how could they could they stop Maureen and the Green lass with the three pointy nipples without the aid of their heroic leader? They needed a third for their trio if they were to foil the evil schemes brewing. "Mito 'as told me to relay that...
David N'Gog is the chosen one of the gods. Only David N'Gog can save mankind from mass anal destruction. Seek out N'Gog. For fate has determined only he can help lead your assault against Jose Mourniho, the evil green alien (with three breasts and a firm tush), and doom!
N'gog had retired early from football, he had had to, as his brilliance and awe inspiring game play had been putting the football world to shame. It had long been declared that there would never or had been a footballer as brilliant as N'gog, not Pele, Messi or Maradonna. His goals were the stuff of legend, like the time he had taken the ball all the way from his own six yard box and somersaulted all the way down the pitch with the ball between his feet. These days N'gog lived high on a mountain, with a long white beard wearing a flowing robe, imparting his footballing wisdom to those who would climb the mountain and follow his teachings. Including those of how to use your fingers as an anal dildo to become an anal dildo. But mostly he was sought out for football knowledge. The mountain was a long climb, but Sisu and Toasterman were determined to find out the wisdom he could give them in saving the world and finding the third member to their trio.
"Hello, young grasshopper" N'Gog said as Sisu and Toasterman approached. They patiently waited for the grasshopper to move, and then continued. The knelt before N'Gog in acquiescence and lowered their head chanting "Oh Great Sensei N'Gog teach us to be great so that we may destroy the alien vibrator of anal destruction. N'Gog paused and ran his fingers through his long white beard. "First, my car you must wash... Remember, wax on you must. Then wax off you must do." Sisu and Toasterman looked around and saw N'Gog's car. What they saw surprised them. It was a
A Lion. The thought of waxing a lion made the duo very hesitant. N'gog smiled at them and handed them the hot wax. "Only after will I impart my knowledge to you." said N'gog Sisu and Toasterman approached the lion hot wax and strips in hand
"How on earth are we going to manage this?" Toasterman enquired... then Sisu had a brilliant idea: "It's only because you're a capitalist that you can't think how to solve this problem, you have to think like a communist... don't worry about yourself- sacrifice yourself for the good of all mankind..." Sisu explained his plan- Toasterman would shove his arm in the lion's mouth and allow the lion to eat his arms- whilst the lion was thus distracted, Sisu applied wax to the puss. It was all working perfectly until...
