I was lying in bed last night flicking through the tv guide and notice this was on. Never watched it, but was intrigued by the part Billy Connoly plays in it. "Mulder and Scully search for missing agents with the help of a psychic *****phile priest (Billy Connoly)"
I saw it on a plane back from Africa in 2008. One of the worst films I've ever seen. Connolly doesn't even tell any jokes in it
I gave it a miss and watched family guy. No chance was I staying up til after 1 to watch a ****e movie Worst movie I have ever seen might have to be the 4th Indiana Jones movie
Aye that was ****ing rank. The first 15 minutes were promising then it just got ****tier and ****tier the longer film went on. The bit where that La Bouf **** is swinging through the trees with monkeys was just cringeworthy. Have you seen the South Park episode where Lucas and Spielberg repeatedly r.a.p.e Indiana Jones in recreations of famous movie rapes? ****ing Mick and his secret word ban
No never seen that one I record them all the time as well off comedy central and fx. Hopefully can catch that one, sounds good. Aye the movie started alright, but then went disastrous. It got to the end and I couldn't believe what the **** was happening. I was on a plane watching it so had no alternative pretty much.
It's well worth a watch think the episode is called "The China Problem" It was the same with me and that X-Files movie, because it was an AirFrance flight the only choice I had were the 2nd X Files movie or some French film with the boy who presented Euro Trash, Anton Whateverhisnameis. Wish I'd watched the French one now as that X Files film is ****e beyond belief. The premise is that some bad bastards are trying to sew the head of a terminally ill Russian general onto the body of a kidnapped female FBI agent (Wish I was making this **** up)
Thats just too good You would think it would be so bad it would be funny, but i imagine they would have been making it a serious movie I watched get him to the greek again a few nights ago and that gets funnier every time P Diddy is brilliant in it
I've not seen Lost in Translation or Get Him To The Greek. Lost in Translation mainly because it seems like a queer film. Get Him To The Greek because it has Russell Brand in it. The guy makes my skin crawl, he looks like the kind of guy who would have sex with an unconscious girl at a party.
I prefer the thrill of the hunt. My mate did shag his girlfriend up the arse at a party when she was passed out. She woke up during it and started crying, we told him that he pretty much just raped her. He wasn't bothered. This was about 10 years ago. Thought I'd better add that in, it didn't happen over the Christmas period. Although his new bird is a ****ing ****, she probably just needs a sore arse to sort her out.
if she didn't wake up and start crying then i don't think it would have constituted ****? Donald Findlay could clear that up for us.............. worst film ever is the Starksy and Hutch remake or the Dukes of Hazrd which was only slightly better because Jessica Simpsom wisnae fat in it!!
My bird started sucking me off when I was sleeping and I woke up half way through and said she raped me, but to finish the (blow)job If I was shagging her when she was sleeping and she woke up then I'd pretend I was sleeping as well, but keep shagging her <hornydreammuir>
Back in the late 90's there was a lassie in Invergordon known as "The Bog Beast" and she was caught sucking off a passed-out guy at a party. She was so ugly that nobody would even let her give them a blowjob
The wife and I enjoyed watching a steamy soft porn on Movies for Men in Lanzarote last week. The acting was truly horrific though, so bad that it was brilliant.
I watched a film called "Transmorphers" on the Horror channel a couple of months back. It was a Transformers rip-off and it was truely terrible Every one was wearing swimming goggles at one point for no apparent reason [video=youtube;4fp7PVK9l0U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fp7PVK9l0U[/video]
Venom, I wish I knew what this flick was called, I'd watch it again for a laugh. But **** me, the acting and storyline was shyte, it would've been ****ing material for me back in the day before the internet was invented.
