ze Germans Did you know that the day after Chuck Norris was born, Hitler killed himself. Coincidence? I don't think so.
An all European final for the first time in South America ending up with the Dutch getting revenge for 1974. Neither Brazil or Argentina have really impressed me in the tournament so far. Neither of them seem capable of playing as a team.
Sadly, after Scotland making an unusually early exit from the competition, Ive started supporting teams based on who appears to be doing the least diving. I had managed to get past Freds ridiculous dive in the opening game and Neymars continual " Oooh, Vic, Ive fallen over " ****e, consoling myself with the knowledge that if I ever meet the wee **** I will boot his baws, but then in the last game I noticed - as I was watching in ultraHD - a small flake of dandruff fall from Columbias Mario Yepes landing on Oscars shoulder and causing him to launch himself into a Red Arrows style barrel roll and crash like a hijacket airliner in a Pennsylvania potato field. As for Dutch-land , Robben. Robben Bastard. I expect the Germans to be looking jealously at how well diving has helped Brazil and Holland and shortly make a move to annex diving for themselves. So Argentina it is.
Did you see the f**k off grasshopper jump on the Columbian boys arm after scoring a pen the other day...?? please log in to view this image
