As if I wasn't embarassed enough...

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11781_6638109,00.html

 

Do you mean as if you weren't embarrased enough by your disgusting facial and bodily features?

 

Apparently Smith's came out and said they have no interest in the player.

It's silly season, innit?

 

I think the word you're looking for there is repulsed. I am ****ing repulsed by my disgusting facial and bodily features

 

The ones who say they're ugly are usually the handsome ones.

 

Or just honest but ultimately ugly ****s.

 

Point taken lol

 

Yes you're right both of you <walkingworkofart>

 

By which you mean you've got a face like a Picasso painting?

 

I'm a cock-eyed bent snidded **** of a man Venom

 

I can't say **** all. Someone once told me I look like Bobby Hill from King Of The Hill.....

Rather than being ugly or good-looking I'm cursed with an everyman face, it's entirely unremarkable. What I wouldn't give for a wonky eye or a massive conk.

 

You sound like a right handsome bastard.

 

You butane!!!!

I've been told I look like Dane Bowers off a few folk although that was a year or so ago. Since then it's been down hill for me although looking like Bowers didn't exactly give me a high point to roll down from. I just keep thanking my lucky stars I go my wee woman when I did and even more glad I got her up the duff.

 

That's sheer poetry, Bollo.

 

It's the way I play it Tina

 

Yesterday I hadn't spiked my fohawk up and was wearing my glasses, someone told me I looked like Craig Levein The one guy who looks most like a typical ***** and I look like him

Usually I'm told I look like Ewan McGregor

 

You'd be a 'lights out' job then.

 

What are you ya freaky ****!!!!!!

 

when i was at school i had long hair and was told i looked like tom cruise. when i cut it i was told i looked like brad pitt. now im older and more haggard i apparently look like ronald deboer.

 

Someone once told me I looked like James McFadden back when he was still at Motherwell, which I don't. Not even remotely. I had a stupid red mohawk like he did but that was a far as the comparison went. I looked more like the tubby, uglier Ljungberg brother.