Oreet laddies Is it just pure coincidence that you lot seem to live (quite liderally, mate) next door to each other? I'm stuck out on a limb up here whilst you lot are able to nip round to each other's for a brew! Tags - yes, now you mention it I suppose Fergie's hand was forced. We NEEEEEEEED a CMF. I don't buy that we can compete with that Barca lot unless we can dominate/chase/maul/create in midfield. It'll be suicide if we don't recruit and I'd be very surprised if we don't. Wigton carnival tomorrow. Drunken chav mayhem all round. Lovely.
Aye chops that's plan tomorrow to walk the whole hill, doing a shortish one this sfternoon just to test toe see how it pans out, will have some liquid medication with Sweats after Custard - thanks for the pub tip. Foo enjoy your carnival, don't forget your stanley knife Sweats laters offski .... oh and good luck Murray later!
Horeet Stags Now you boys. If you've got a birthday or owt coming up for a missus, then there's £20 off the 3G Kindles with a code from moneysavingexpert. The 3G Kindles are the mutts, you can download books anywhere and you can go online abroad for nixie. I'm telling you, they may say they prefer books, but it's a load of absolute ****e. They'll retire to their bedrooms with their new piece of kit and leave you in peace to watch porn. Oh, and I've got a disc/dvd with 1000 books on so you can kit it out for them. I'll send it to you. You're welcome.
One link to my Sunday afternoon tv staple has gone. Peter Falk. Columbo. Fecking best detective and detective show EVER. Why are ****s like Graham Norton still with us? No ****ing justice.
If I was as bad at my job as the BBC weather crew I'd be ****ing sacked. Where's this heatwave? It has been coming in sideways pissing it down in 30mph winds all ****ing day. It's meant to have been hot and sunny from 9am onwards, total ****e. I'm sick of those ****ers getting it so wrong, they may as well just make it up for what it's worth as it's impossible to plan anything based on what they say. ****s. Saturday nights bug me, there's never a ****ing thing on. The films come on a bit too early so we maybe pause one so we can start watching it when the kids are in bed but 35 mins in she falls asleep and then resolutely refuses to just bugger off to bed so I can stretch out and relax and watch said film, thus ruining it for me. Bottle of Rioja it is then. To myself.
Been a scorcher all day here ... Agent tunny penny also stomped the hills in record slow time.. Am trying to lure him to the juicer tomoro before he heads back through the valleys ... Though tonight is promising to get messy so I may not be capable of drinking tomoro. . Or moving from the sofa. .
I'm watching Glastonbury and it's all blue skies there too. I'm cursed I tell you, it pisses down here non ****ing stop all year round. Have you met him then? Thought it was a couple of beers Friday night.
If I was as bad at my job as the BBC weather crew I'd be ****ing sacked. Where's this heatwave? It has been coming in sideways pissing it down in 30mph winds all ****ing day. It's meant to have been hot and sunny from 9am onwards, total ****e. I'm sick of those ****ers getting it so wrong, they may as well just make it up for what it's worth as it's impossible to plan anything based on what they say. Hey Ruffian, it,s my fault I planned a BBQ for this evening ( forgot I'm not in Lanzarote at the moment ) on the good guidance of the BBC weather site and I have been waiting for the sun to come out all day. Just called it a night now as we are all getting cold and the drink is starting to run out!!! They are about as good at predicting the weather as Looserpool are at winning the premiership !!!
63, I've got some chicken thighs marinating in home made Tikka paste in the fridge for tomorrows epic barbeque and if this heatwave doesn't materialise I'm going to sue the ****ers! Not too bothered by the fridge full of beer, I can cane that anyway.
I did a magic Tikka & Jal F tonight Tags lad. Bombay pots, too. ****in lovely it was. I'm still revisiting it with every sumptuous burp. Trying the Stella Cidre too & it is NOT disappointing. Our carnival was hit by the weather, but really it serves to remind me every year just what a bunch of scum sucking ****s I live amongst. Not all, but a lot of them. And by the way, kudos on the tv rant. It is absolute ****e. I'm ditching most of sky very shortly. Terminator 2 for the 700th time. **** off.
Yeah I met him an mrs tunns last night, I had to drive to Malvern so only had two pints of hobgoblin which surprisingly was ok.. Wasn't on top form as got wrecked Thursday night an had three hours sleep... I've had the ****tiest week ever an had to get ****ed up Thursday night to make myself feel better about the world.. Though today I truly have lost my faith in humanity.. People blame their agents more often than not for the ****ty behaviour of others... Had a couple renegotiate on a house purchase two weeks before completion an try an screw an old widowed lady over... Absolute ****s!! So today I have been trying to engineer someone to gazump the ****s.. Think I may have succeeded. Will know Monday.. The ****ers said it was down valued by the surveyor.. So I rang the surveyor off the record an he didn't downvalue it at all an they are lying.. ****ers.
Alright as it goes, I've been down here the best part if twenty years now so they are very much a team I follow and supprt, in the literal sense in as much I go to games. It'll be wierd next season having premier league football down here. Really good for where I live and really superb for the club. I was more interested in Swansea's fixtures than ours to be honest. Some mates of mine are still sunned, yet to sink in but City away on the first day should sort that out! I hope they stay up, can't wait for November 7th. Will buy some Stella cidra to slake me thirst during tomorrows 'heatwave' Foo, don't know why I've delayed so long.
Well I'm typing from the pot after my curry last night... Looks the same coming out as it did going in. Just thought I'd share that, gentlemen. Anyway, who's watching the Haye v Klitschko fight next week? I think I'm gonna have to do it. I've tried recruiting a couple of people to watch it & split the cost but nobody seems to be interested in it. Is it just me that wants Haye to crucify this robotic ****? 60,000 Germans screaming for a Russian just doesn't seem right to me. Klitschko will try to strangle the fight but I really hope Haye doesn't get careless & walk onto a sucker. He'll need to knock him out but I think he will.
If you haven't seen this release from HBO, check it out. Very amusing and telling: Haye really gets to this prick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4OV-W4KmHk
I'm officially **** at making fire... No gas for the barbecue so am attempting doing it with charcoal not very well either...
