Why is Redknapp in Southampton????

His face already looks like a waxwork that has melted in a fire.....

 

I have to laugh at the bit where it says that Gazza is looking well. He looks like he went away on an A-level results lad's holiday to Magaluf when he was 18 is only getting home now.

 

I think 'well' when referring to Gazza means 'not dead.'

 

Yes indeed. A clear warning to people who regularly binge into alcohol. Gazza is 47, but looks 67.

EDIT: BTW, I typed Gazza into Google and the top name was Paulo Gazzaniga. Cute eh..?

 

And not pitching up at a Crime Scene carrying six cans of lager and a fishing rod.