They were talking about this on the radio this morning, suggesting it would be a great idea to adopt the idea in Scotland. Can you imagine someone dressed like Bananaman, roaming the streets in Govan?
A Scottish superhero would be ****e. Albaman with the twin powers of sacasm and glorious failure, doling out justice and jam pieces to the unworthy and innocent alike. Just huckle some steaming **** in a kilt and hey jimmy hat during the next Scotland game and tell him he's some sort of half-arsed superhero. If you kept him drunk enough and convinced him he was still part of the Tartan Army you could string him along for some time I suspect.
That has to be Japanese, "The Rapeman" with the power to mentally scar teenage girls for life and the uncanny ability to blend into park bushes like some sort of rapey fox.
Any country that has vending machines selling used school-girl panties is alright by me. The best you can get out a vending machine in Scotland is a tin of Irn-Bru and a Star Bar.
