I think Ollie is hooked dont you

Never been at a club where the chairman gives you absolute control over EVERY single matter
and he is fooking loving it

http://www.newsatden.co.uk/37291-exclusive-training-ground-purchase-is-on-millwalls-agenda.html?


What a 42 Karat chairman we have

Ollie...JB we need a new pitch
JB..there you go
Ollie...JB we need 4 new pitches at the training ground
JB...there you go
Ollie...we need to take the entire squad and the youngsters to Portugal for pre season.
JB,,,there you go
Ollie we need to own our own training facilities
JB...there you go
Ollie will you marry me
JB...**** off

 

Whilst at Leeds.........

Dave who the **** am I Hockaday....MC we need a new pitch
MC...**** off down to b&q and get some miracle gro
Dave who the **** am I Hockaday....MC we need a 4 new pitches at the training ground
MC...**** off down the park
Dave who the **** am I Hockaday....MC we need to take the entire squad and the youngsters to portugal for pre season
MC...**** off but I'm going there on my boat
Dave who the **** am I Hockaday....MC we need to own our own training facilities
MC...You watch your ****ing mouth
Dave who the **** am I Hockaday....MC will you marry me?
MC...I'm ****ing everyone else round here so why not

 

thats better than mine

 

Ollie ..we need to buy some decent players
JB... **** off **** get freebies and old journeymen like the other managers did.
Ollie.. but my chairman at Palace let me spend some money
JB.. they're a big club with ambition, we're just a small council estate club, **** off

 

Ollie...As I recall, council estates got a lot more spent on them than most others.
JB.... Oh,yea, OK, go ahead.

 

Whereas Leeds first signing of the summer is out of contract 33 year old keeper Stuart Taylor

 

Olof you have 4 weeks and counting

 

He'll be a ****ing nervous wreck time we finish with him.

 

you say the same thing every ****ing year Steve, and I still get the last laugh

 

This year will be different geet!

 

and that

 

Get ya money on wall going up Olof then it wont be to bad a pill to swallow

 

Ollie we need to get rid of all our top goal scorers,as we can't afford them and replace them with a monkey from Halifax who will work for peanuts.
JB..your my sort of man,fook the wallies there we go.

 

Hockawally "Mr Presidente, I am looking forward to working very hard with the new Italian players we are about to sign, can you tell me who they are?"

Massivego " Letters A, B and C are even unluckier than Numero 17, so we will be buying our players from Serie D"

 

The rest of Serie A with the top cream teams taken out is only on a par with the Championship geez .

 

steve half of them wouldnt survive the championship and many teams in serie B WOULDNT survive in the conference

 

This goalkeeper theyve bought was chievos 3rd choice keeper chievo bought agazzi from Cagliari and part of the deal was Cagliari got this muppet (have you seen him) he played 3 games let in 6 goals and cellino said he saw enough to bring him to Leeds but im sure super coach comedy dave will turn him into Gordon Banks

August 9th BRING IT ON

 

Serie D that would be Halifax then.

 

Keep thinking that Steve ! right up till they put 6 past you on the 9th.

 

K would be Maidenhead