Dental Implants

I don't have one filling. It's the tooth!

 

I've got 2 implants and a falser, all joined together

Broke a tooth while crunching ice cubes and had to get it out - dentist said it was a better idea to file the other 2 down and have a wally joined onto it.

Crowns they're called, the ones I have.

A good investment.

 

I get a filling that you are lying.

 

If we're going down the pun route I doubt we'll get a bite.

 

Ach well it's quiet today so at least we have something to get our teeth into.

 

Did the dentist warn you that they'd make you talk like Yoda?

 

I dunno what Yoda talks like, but I still speak the way I always have.

Up YIE

 

Fun he is making of you, the dark side that is.

 

Beale's hoose?

 

ma da gote implants after hivin wallies. he used to whistle after sayin his S's (when he first gote thum)

 

You've got one huge tit?

 

Megaboob

 

Tina's made a right tit of it.

 

How's the feature wall?

 

That's why he doesn't like being ripped off.

 

He ripped it off. That and hs Uggs.

 

I cracked a tooth last year. Went to my usual dentist, who said the tooth couldn't be saved as the root was cracked, and my best option was to have it out and get an implant. So I went back the next day to see the implant specialist, who was wearing a brand new Rolex Submariner. When he priced up the implant, I realised why he was wearing such a flash watch, the chiseling ****. So I went to another dentist, and guess ****ing what? Bit of root canal work, a post and a crown, and the tooth was saved at about 1/4 the price the implant would have cost.