The police and men in white coats carted Dribbles off in a padded van, who was still raving about some guy called 'Dave' and being in forest. It seemed the meths had finally taken their toll on his mind. "Thank **** for that" said RHC "Now we can get on with tracking Fergie. My mate has just informed me he goes for a walk in the park with his lap dogs every night at 9pm. If we hurry we can follow the ****er from there and wait till he meets Maureen." "Thats only 1 hour from now, how are we going to get to London in just an hour?" bemoaned Toasterman
Dribbles is no soft touch. "I am going to contact your Police commissioner, I have committed not crime" Dribble said. The officers were scared knowing that Dribbels is capable of getting them into trouble, they let him go !.
After the Police release Dribbles, they arrested RogerisontheHun and charged him for the following: 1.Insubordination 2.Aiding and Abetting 3. Felony. They would like to grant him bail, but no one is willing to vouch for him.
This was all happening inside Dribbles mind as the padded van drove away with him ranting and raving in the back. Roger was sat in the Cheese, he certainly hadn't be involved in a daring daylight heist of Fort Knox whilst riding on Elephant back the day before But all this noise and distraction wasn't helping, Toasterman, Sisu and RHC still had no way on making it to London in time...
Suddenly, Sisu showed he hadn't wasted his time by watching You Tube videos on astronomy and astrophysics. Using esoteric internet knowledge, he manipulated quantum entanglement to open a temporary worm hole to Hyde Park. Incredulously, the group wasted no time and leapt into the worm hole, instantaneously they were transported to the famous London landmark . . .
Sisu had brought his best friend Tobes along to join in the fun. No matter what the topic, Tobes insisted on drinking bitter...
Then mito wander along with his axe and a burlap sack and said "you blokes spend so f'n long mouthing off I've been and cut ferguson sheaf off and stuck it in this bag but the thing was he'd a mouth full of some dildo when I hacked him up... Funny that" Then remarked "Oh alright tobes mate, funny seeing you here" while de shouldering the bloody axe menacingly
i'm talking to jesus... don't get in between me and our saviour.... MITO said as he juggled tobes and Ferguson's severed heads
At the bus stop, RHC saw a Snail, he was full of compassion for the snail because he's animal lover. He is of two minds, whether to take the snail home or not, but because of what happened to the first snail he is in doubt.
MITO stamps on the snail.... "here hold this" he says to rhc and shoves ferguson's dildo mouthed severed head into his hands then shoulders his axes onces more... please log in to view this image Then he calls his evil team of russian lesbian commandos backs from hunting maureen who's a slippery f'r and got away once again. please log in to view this image Olga was the first back (the ugly one) and said that Irina was missing presumed dead but that svetlana was tracking the greasy Portuguese **** back to some ramshackle hovel called stamford bridge. Ah poor Irina.... please log in to view this image she never did like body armour.
