Football Room 101

Besides Suarez, FIFA and Sepp Blatter who/what would you put in a Football Room 101?

It can be anything (serious or funny) - I'll start with players wearing coloured boots

Here is the list so far:

Premier League - Bristol Rovers - Andy Townsend - Vuvuzela's
Clarke Carlisle - Adrian Childes - Robbie Savage - Different coloured boots
American Commentators - Extra officials - Assimilation - Wagstaff (Redprintt's suggestion)
Garth Crooks - Feigning injury - Alice Bands - El Hadj-Djouf
Diving - Sepp Blatter - Short Corners - Ad breaks in Football Coverage
Fouls given for challenges on the keeper - Aussie Commentators - Tiki Taka football - The Conference, who cares about it?
Cardiff City - Overspending Arab owners - Women who pretend they know it all about football - GLORY SUPPORTERS
Sky Sports, too much coverage turns young fans away from local clubs - Commentators stating the f**king obvious - ITV
FIFA - Manchester United - Mark Lawrenson - Brazil
The Refs biased towards Brazil - Itv's commentary team - SOD - The Memorial ground
Cheating - Trying to get opposing players sent off - Cynical fouls - Time wasting
Roy Hodgson (for playing a side to stop the opposition instead playing a passing side)
Steven Gerrard (for instilling fear in young players who should play without fear)
Players who wave imaginary cards - 22 anti Ashton Vale dog walkers - Last years home kit
Plastic fans - Champions league qualifying rounds - Europa league
Branded stadium names - **** kits - Adidas - Piers Morgan
MK Dons
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The premier league! over hyped, over paid and as far as most of the players are concerned over here!

 

Bristol Rovers?


On a serious note I would put the vuvuzelas and Andy Townsend

 

Clarke carsisle, andy townsend, Adrian chiles

 

Robbie savage pllleeeease

 

Any player wearing different colour boots and/or gloves on left and right feet/hands.

And I totally agree with wings of a crow about Savage. What a twat!

 

American commentators who really haven't got a clue what the game is all about, but you have to remember they invented everything in the world.

 

Extra officials who do feck all

 

Assimilation - please can we just call it cheating?

 

Garth Crooks and Wagstaff

 

I'm surprised that you had Crooks!!
Don't think your mate will get many games this year?

 

'Don't think your mate will get many games this year?'

He will at Paulton.

 

Feigning injury, to waste time.
I would say if a player goes down, then they take a mandory 2 minutes after treatment to come back on to the pitch. That way only the genuine injured will go down. And then fade out the fakers

 

Alice bands.. and holding your face when you've been kicked in the shins..

 

Diving
El Hadj Djouf

 

****ty short corners where the cross gets charged down.

Refs that call a foul if someone sneezes and the keeper falls over.

Ad breaks in football coverage

 

Sepp Blatter

 

I agree, and the Aussies are the same. You know a commentator knows fook all about football when they talk about how many goals a player has 'kicked' rather than scored, it really grips my sh1te!

 

Tiki Taka football with no end product - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Mark Lawrenson and aren't Rovers already in Room 101 otherwise known as the Conference