Lets write a book !

Everyone just needs to add 1 line following on from the previous one.
Once we have enough for a book, we can put it all together and have a best seller on our hands.
We can split the royalties evenly.
I will start......

 

Once upon a time in Sunderland

 

A once thriving coal mining and ship building town.

 

the end

 

The Epilogue... A group of idiots set out to write what is now considered the worst, most ill thought out and least coherent book that ever existed.

 

Spoil sports...

Was just about to introduce Jenny the Pennywell bike.

 

With an extra leg

 

Jenny had a lust for stroking a 3rd leg.

 

Haha, I'm surprised your first input wasn't a picture of Coco Austin getting piledrivered!

 

Something along those lines had crossed my mind, but i was gonna save the more risque, for later chapters.

 

She was a ten speed, she was fast and a great way to stay in shape.

 

I reckon if you wrote your own book it would come with a tube of lube, a hole right through the middle and an attachable 'Fleshlight'.

 

I don't understand just what you are trying to imply.

 

Got an iPad Comm? I found something that's right up your street...

http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/5573...eleases-ipad-case-fleshlight.htm#.U7Upj_ldUuc

 

The device costs $24.95,

How much does an i pad cost?

 

Haha, **** just stick a copy of Escort mag in it instead, forget the ipad.

 

Not going well this book is it ?

 

Maybe we need a fresh start..

 

The wind was blowing the dustbins across the street and Morag had just dropped her last Richmond Menthol in a puddle...

 

You bastards, I married her!!