please log in to view this image Suicide watch PS Is that the worst Rangers have ever played? Elliot Ness in midfield? that **** should be ****in shot. Why was Hutton not playin? what a rid neck. thats them won the league btw
Back offshore again yesterday. Feel like stepped-on dog ****e. At least I've got an office on here again though, no **** bothering me or getting thrown out every time a meeting is on. please log in to view this image
You guys think you've got it bad? I'm not even suppose to be in today!!!!! Turned up and wondered why I was the only guy in Pass me that noose when you're finished with it Venom. Oh aye, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I've done that on a bank holiday before Bollo. Aberdeen has holidays that are different from the rest of Scotland for some ******ed Aberdonian reasoning. Showed up at half 7 for work and wondered why the car park was empty, although I didn't bother staying just went home cursing myself for being a spastic. Aye, Happy New Year to all you ****s. Mines was spent in my scratcher feeling sorry for myself. It was one of the better Hogmanays I've had in Aberdeen.
happy new year! is it tho? mine was spent in a 20 man brawl in bath street with 3 of us and the rest turkish neds. we didny even get a scratch. a few of them got sore faces especially one who got knocked clean out in a comedy head off wall incident. the polis as per ****in usual did **** all even tho i pointed out the bunch of dirty ****s to them only to be hit with 'dont tell me how to do my job' ****in ****s!!!
I went to a mates house and there was 6 of us One was too skint to go out so we all ended up staying in. The rest of the time I had a chest infection so spent it in bed mainly.
the dirty **** was their main man. he had a blade but he did **** all with it the useless ****. It just gave me another reason to hate the polis. the one time I actually wanted them to help me they never. I wanted those wee ****ers locked up til the 5th.
Wish my New Year was as eventful. Was coughing up blood, which was pretty ****ed-up. I ended-up watching the A-Team then going to bed at about half 12, not had flu like that for almost 10 years. Still managed a to get my hands on some deadly ching for Chrimbo then was at a party where a boy got glassed on Christmas night. Merry Christmas son, here's a massive gash in your napper off Santa. My mate was raging, blood all over his carpet, sofa and up the walls. **** knows why the boy glassed the other one, something to do with some bit of fanny probably.
everycunts gettin the flu these days. boy in ma work was ill for the whole holidays and another boy is off today. he foned in and sounded like he was dying
Every **** up in Invergordon had it at some point over the holidays. I hardly ever get genuinely sick, must have been the first time since 2002 that I was properly ill. I wasn't actually bothered about missing New Year though as they've got progressively ****er the older I get. Just another night getting ****ed-up except everyone feels the need to stand about in the cold to wait for a clock counting down. There is no chance I'll be in the UK for it this year, I'm ****ing off to somewhere with nice weather and decent fanny.
I did less than ****-all this year. The only notable thing I can think of is T in the Park. No way am I letting that happen again. Already knocked T on the head and going to that Benicassim in Spain instead. Got an apartment booked instead of camping, should be a good laugh.
Probably the quietest new year ever. Everybody is saying the same. Up here, it used to be the whisky/vodka/ any drink olympics for about 8 days from xmas to new year, but now every **** is back to normal by the 3rd ! The days of staggering from one house to another with a bag full of bevvy seem to be gone
ma pals did that last year. said it was **** hot. am gony try persuade everycunt or else that croatian one sounds good. u heard of it?
Aye, a few folk from the platform went to it last year. Soundwave I think it's called. My mate has been going to Benicassim for 4 years now and says it's a million times better than T. Plus he says it's a piece of piss to get drugs in Barcelona before you head there.
