All Newcastle supporters I'm out with tonight. Just arranged a time for meeting up, then a follow up text came :- 'I see you've been stocking up on relegation players for next seasons relegation battle!' 'I'm sure Gardner will feel at home moving from one ****hole to another and playing the same style of ****ty football that McLeish played!' 'Bruce will probably stick him up front with that goalscoring record!' All said in jest of course but tonight could be a looooong night! ...
They can say what they like, just smile and nod, safe in the knowledge that you are a Sunderland fan and in every way superior to the mag scum.
Sadly i cannot confirm that the statement as true, as i have no hotline on the Magpies 'menage-a-trois' of young French boys and there sexual deviancy. He can still say it though, the Mirror will probably ****ing print it.
If they suggest going for a pint in the bar that's named after the Premier Leagues greatest ever centre forward, politely decline and say that you are well informed that the beer is **** in Linekers Bar...
They are right like...what sort of player would go from a club that got relegted to the north east...The mags must be relieved that demba ba didnt sign from relegated west ham....wait...what?
Make sure you burn all your clothes and get a thorough wash when you get home. **** know's what you might catch.