4G

Vodafone 4G came to Belfast yesterday, it's like being on the wireless

Any you ****s digging the 4G and the accompanying non buffering porn?

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A phone is for making phone calls. Shove yer smart phones up yer arse.

 

Don't tell them that ffs it'll just confuse people.

 

That was so quick you must be speaking from experience.

 

You can watch porn on them.

 

Is that not that ****ing security firm who almsot ****ed up the Olympics in London?

 

When I was on holiday in Goa there was an article in a local newspaper about that. Apparently young Goan have a penchant for inserting a Nokia 3310 up the fanny and phoning herself.

 

Goan yersel!

 

That's whit tablets and lappies are for (and it's free)

These smart phones are just a way to con high rate contracts from gullible idiots.

 

What phone do you have?

 

A Nokia N97 mini. Had it for years. Tenner a month.

 

He told me he had just signed up an 18 month contract with EE for an iPhone 5s 64gig for £60 per month.

 

It's hard to believe eejits do that. I mean fuxake, ye canny bear to be away from facebook or twatter for more than 5 minutes?

 

Only if you let some call centre monkey take you for an idiot.

 

I could get a car for that.

 

That's what you have, isn't it?

 

Naw, I'm a spastic but not that dumb.

My phone is paid for by my company.

 

Bog standard Nokia?