Your Bucket List (For the rest of this year)

Not this year but visit my brother in China before his contract runs out next June.

 

this could run and run

 

make new time machine function go back to the eve of joanna lumley's 16th birthday to tempt RL into being a *****

 

Mightve been his underwear ?

 

Travel back to 1972. Kill Tim Berners-Lee.

<terminator>

 

If the spastic who coined the term "bucket list" is alive and well in 1972 then kill them as well please.

 

travel back to 2001 and look out for suspicious "electricians" in the worlds trade centre. Take eddie with me

 

Its normally commando for this bear too, but its actually been uncommonly chilly in the nether-regions here the past few days, the new guy - monocle_bear - will back me up on this whole australian temperature variation thing, the fellows practically aboriginal ( albino division )

 

I`m in.

 

**** that multiple quote - cant be arsed to fix it

 

If only I had a time machine, not only would I be ble to fix that basic schoolboy quote error, I could also doctor joanna lumleys birth certificate by one day thus thwarting Nevs Savile like plan

 

Curing aids seems apt

White Trevs Maw

 

Visit New York

Black Yer Maw Out of House and Home

 

This patters ****e

You've changed, Nev.

 

I can travel forward in time any time I like. Two bottles of red wine and it's morning already.

 

Speaking about the weather, I am now a firm believer of global warming, as I'm pretty sure it was a lot cooler 6 months ago.

 

Go back in time and batter the living crap out of Savile.

 

or get shagged by him, I kind of feel left out.

 

E=mc2 , where E is early evening start, m is merlot and c is cabernet.

Its all relative.