Jamie Carragher, the only pundit who needs sub titles with that ear grating scouse accent. And one for 101 not football related SHED DRAGGERS!!!!!! Ban caravans off the bloody roads between eight and 10 in the morning, and 4 and 9 in the evening. Havn't the tight bastards heard of travelodge?
1) Fat Sam...for being a smug self important cock 2) Real Madrid buying our players 3) Spurs losing 4) players wearing stupid colour boots 5) Alan Shearer...how ****ing boring can one man be? 6) David Bentley's tottenham career 7) Alan smith co commentating on spurs matches on sky 8) Phil Thompsons smug bastard face 9) Stupidly high ticket prices 10) tight fitting football shirts cos my fatness is shown in all its wobbily horribleness 11) AVB's tottenham career 12) people claiming rooney is world class 13) people talking about how great liverpool fans are when they are simply the same as all fans (except they happen to have a stupid accent) 14) footballers claiming to have given 110% 15) England football records 16) Adrian chiles 17) Michael Owens droning on BT sport 18) Ugly footballers with unfeasibly pretty wives 19) being charged £2 for a bottle of coke at a match 20) close season 21) players scoring against spurs 22) spurs players not scoring 23) **** lazy journalists making up transfer stories to sell papers 24) David Bentley having more money than me, my wife, my 2 daughters, all my mates and their kids will ever earn 25) David Baddiel and Peter Herbert for being pointless cocks who understand **** all except how to grab self publicity with both hands 26) Racist fans ... ****ers should be forced to wear a spurs shirt so charlie adam can put his unexplainable violence to anyone in a spurs shirt to good use 27) Sol Campbells self pitying love me love me cries for attention 28) people who don't understand that The Soccer Guy (on Twitter) is taking the piss 29) People who send abusive tweets to footballers or referees but get the wrong person 30) anyone claiming that Jack Wilshere is the future of English football
31) people on these boards thinking I am a miserable bastard 32) getting to WHL on public transport 33) Robbie Savage's hair and not just cos I am a balding bastard 34) Tierry Henry and not just cos I am an ugly bastard 35) Every arsenal player being acclaimed as being potentially world class or world class on their board 36) people stupid enough to spend money calling talksport 37) fa cup final not being the last match of the season 38) clubs that play music when the team score 39) the arsenal style of announcing their players onto the pitch 40) Players playing **** while whining the deserve CL football *coughvertongencough* 41) players using twitter...like there aint enough of their self promoting **** in the papers, magazines and on tv and the radio 42) journalists who won't call players cocks cos they are scared they won't get interviews in the future 43) nil nil draws 44) Mark Hughes ... WTF is the point of him? 45) Interviews on TV/Radio with kenny dalglish...without his interpreter 46) players whining on about the stress of being players ... minging twats one and all 47) anyone who don't remember colin lee...they are either ignorant or younger than me...either way...**** em 48) people claiming players are role models...seriously? THEY ARE COCKS...rich but COCKS none the less 49) players pulling their socks over their knees...WTF is that about? 50) players having that damp snot stain on the front of their shirts when they start a match...at least I hope it's snot 51) teams having 3 kits... all of which are ****...money fleecing tasteless ****bags 52) players being on question time 53) politicians liking football when it suits them 54) celebrity football fans ... twats 55) adverts with footballers in them...like rooney shopped at asda or sturridge eats at subway ... lying twats 56) footballers complaining of being tired ... **** right off you precious cocks 57) footballers swearing on the pitch... for ****s sake why can't the ****s express themselves properly...inarticulate arsoles 58) football boots with blades... whats wrong with studs...too sharp for the little darlings? 59) jose mourinio being revered as a tactical genius instead of the boring bastard he actually is 60) arsenal for choosing a manager who revolutionised their club while we chose Gross...lucky twats
Delusions of philanthropy at FIFA: deciding that Africa "had" to have a World Cup, believing that it's only fair to have a Tongan linesman who promptly gets every major decision wrong, or saying how Luis Suarez needs help rather than a six month worldwide ban for club and country. Also, the BBC pretending that women's football is important. It isn't, it's merely the only form of professional football in England that Sky didn't feel was worth showing, which is why the BBC has it.
Remembercolinlee - I do, I particularly remember the 9-0! Amazing that I agreed with almost all of your extensive list! I would put on the top of mine though Chelsea and ManCity (yes, even more than Arsenal) because they are a microcosm of what is wrong with the modern game.
Adrian Chiles, followed by Blatter, Charlie 'psycho" Adam, Piers ****ing Morgan and his Gooners! There's more, but I'll leave the rest of the rant to Colin....
