Entertainer Rolf Harris, 84, found guilty of indecent assaults at UK court http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28094561
There's a joke about Four Little Girls not Two Little Boys that can be made somehow but I can't be ****ed figuring it out.
When he goes for sentencing the Judge should give him a few clues and ask " Can you guess what it is yet"?
"I'm Jake The Peg...with an extra leg" When he's in jail it won't be an extra leg he needs, it'll be an extra ringpiece.
There's an Animal Hospital/stroking pussy joke to be had, but I just can't get it to sound right. Damn you, Harris!
And only last week a rich bitch with powerful friends gets away with fone hacking. If only Rolf had thought of hacking the kiddies fones he's be free and clear.
Rolfs " teach your kids to swim " campaign would be much much more successful now, imagine the speed those nippers would be achieving to get away from him.