Toasterman jumped out of the bushes before him. "RHC I've been looking for you ever since I heard about your amazing medical miracle. Growing Chimpanzee arms and legs must give you some amazing abilities" Said Toasterman. RHC looked at him dumbfounded. "With your ape like abilities and my Toasted bread powers we can form an ustoppable crime fighting duo" RHC considered it for a moment and then nodded in argreement. Toasterman declared "Then from this day forward we shall be known as 'Toasterman &...
'Snailcock. Come, Snailcock, let's find a crime to stop!' RHC looked less than enthusiastic. '**** that, I'm going to the f*cking Cheese to watch the World Cup, you camp tosspig! And what's with the ****ing tights and jam?' He asked. Noting that Toaster man looked shocked, he added: 'FFS! Come on I'll buy you a ****ing pint, you tart, and maybe some ****ing pig-snacks!' So, together with Cheese, they slowly headed to The Cheese . . .
Dave getting to the Forest found the Forest Guard and his lady...the lady giving the Guard a blow job. He brought out his gun, the Guard have an idea, so decided to use the lady as a shield.
Mumbled Dribbles to himself, who was sat across The Cheese from Toasterman and RHC. They often wondered what had happened to Dribbles mind, now as they watched him down a pint of Meths it all started to make sense.
****ing hell Is this what you bunch of strange ****s get up to when I'm not around? I have genuine concerns about dribs' sanity
I do wonder if you want this thread to finally stop hazing you or if you secretly like it... it does seem to ramble on incoherently... I do feel there is a case for you making yourself win the lottery or meet claudia schiffer or something here and have some back and forth with ever more wildly positive and negative lone liners.
Sadly the person in Police cell is not aware of the one trying to arrange 'bail' for him. That's the case of RHC.
They would not leave you alone, and I have been trying to divert their attention from you. You don't get it do you?.
"What are all these people in the bar talking about?" asked Toaster Man? "Is everyone in the cheese a raving lunatic?" RHC, sadly nodded his head. RHC was at this point in deep depression... and that's when he remembered he had a lottery ticket in his pocket, he quickly checked the numbers against that weeks winning numbers (that Denice had helpfully tattooed onto her naked bottom). Suddenly RHC leapt to his feet and yelled joyfully...
"****! Yet another week of miserable poverty. I never ****ing win this stupid lottery. I'm considering joining the lunatics in the bar and ordering one of those mind rotting drinks. At least that way I wouldn't care about how poor I am." And he slumped back into his chair and took a huge swig of his badger ale.
...Or was it... He rolled over and there was Toasterman next to him holding his lottery ticket... and his arms were still chimp arms. ... and sitting watching them from the arm chair in his bedroom was the hot sexy green alien girl from the UFO with ample bosom and a nice bum.
There were wires all over him and Toasterman, who was unconscious lying next to him on the bed, and both had strange helmets on with Wires leading to a device the Green Alien Girl was holding, there were blooded surgical tools and a mutilated dead chimpanzee on a trolley and alot of jars of jam thrown about the bedroom. The device was a familiar shape to RHC and in seeing it it gave him the chills.
