Let's get right on it. Sounds like he's inviting you to go out on a booze and coke fuelled bender, ending up skint and ill in some dodgy strip club.
Talking of adverts, apparently Gareth Bale knows about making good choices by picking to play for Southampton and Tottenham, however I don't think that it was up to him to choose his academy...
Bryan Ruiz, Gervinho, dos Santos all players who look far different internationally than when playing in the Premier League! Can anyone think of any others?