sir percy ware-armitage, you forgot shanks off the end of your name armitage shanks, is your limit, this deserves to be flushed down the toilet.
I only got football tickets. I'm going to turn up at the Olympic stadium and stand outside screaming abuse at all the athletes. Especially that Jessica Ennis - I keep leaving mesages for her on Facebook asking if she's up for a cheap curry and a shag and she never responds. Selfish bint.......