Lets all be honest here, if Kuyt was a top top top.. top player right now, we'd be pissed off at the thought of him joining the scummers
Even just a top or just good player we'd be annoyed yes. However knowing he'd not do it just makes it funny
Does this say something about what you thought of Owen when he joined us? if so you were wrong, he was ****e!
If we stuck him on the right wing it would be hillarious, if we told him to stay in the penalty area and create havoc and score goals it could be interesting
Reality is he's so slow that to stay on side the only way he could do this is from set piece or via two wingers In other words he ain't teddy sheringham and utd are not west ham and this is 2014..... His touch is woeful, his pace non existant and he couldn't run 2 years ago so work rate was dramatically reduced.. All in all yeah ideal for utd to take giggs place My strategy would be to have him attempt to knobble utd players during training
Owen had already proved himself a traitorous ratbag twice so like Suarez his third offence was the last straw. Nobody goes between the two clubs and kuyt saw the treatment Owen got first hand I would say kuyt would deserve about half the abuse Owen got but abuse none the less and removal from the Christmas card list etc
Like **** i believe it weve been linked with 12 of the dutch squad so far. Just though it was worth a thread if only for a good laugh. Or tears from the more militant
****, you mean we are not buying the whole Dutch team, i thought we was going to win everything this season too
One of the most ludicrous things I've ever read. D-amino acids was a leap and then = dinosaurs? Nutty. NASA chemist? Needs to stick to his hypothetical test tubes. Hopefully, his quotes were taken out of context, although, when physicists and chemists talk biology, you never know!
We did get the best out of him alright. I think he got his just desserts when we won the CL the following season after he went to Madrid, that must have been a kick in the bollocks for him he was finished when he came to you lot. We just hate him for scoring that winner for you v City in the 1045th minute
I reckon they were well taken out of context, people have talks about what may be possible, scientifically shooting the **** as it were, and the fail then go and turn that into scientific news
I wouldn't give much of a **** tbh bar slight disappointment. Like Owen, he's gone directly from us and he's past his best too.
Erm mr gerrez, i think you will find i am here discussing suarez as part of my studies into why all uruguayans are ****s. Thank you very much.
interesting, the BBC salford ****s have been doing their utmost to slate Uruguayans with their stereotypical racism, just go there.
I'm sure it's just stupid journo crap. I like this quote: This suggests that the author either thinks there were proto-humans around at the time of the KT Event, or that he thinks his readers are too thick to know that humans are mammals. Then there's the lovely picture of an asteroid, just in case you weren't sure. Its like Science for 5 year olds. I like Dirk, btw. He's well past it now though.
