Good God, was it Suarez in disguise?

Maybe the biting rat had sneaked back from Uruguay in disguise?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28072902


Or even worse, is it catching?

 

Probably a Scoucer that did it, they seem to think it`s nothing worth complaining about about. Strange it was at a Uruguay match though

 

Yep. It would been a ******ed scouser copying their idol.

From their posts on their board, they find all sorts of excuses for the vile racist player, blaming the Italian and supporting him, and so ******ed that they don't recognise that the racist has no wish to be further associated with their club,no affinity with their fans and only wish to play for Barca or Madrid

 

Im sure the police will want to know the wearabouts of one luis suarez that evening.

 

Cue scouse outrage if the offending fan doesn't get at least four months in prison...

 

Oh my god, it could be an epidemic, like foot and mouth. Block up the Mersey tunnel, make Liverpool a total exclusion zone, and load up the last remaining Lancaster bomber with napalm.

We can't let this spread to the rest of the UK

 

Just a 4 month suspension from work i think. Bannes from entering and asda.

 

There have been many films made about zombi plague prophecies, this could be the start of the real thing

 

worried sick now Diego. can't sleep with the fear of Scouse zombies terrorising the country. Asda, Tesco and Sainsburys have already reported panic thieving in all their merseyside stores.

Huge queues are already reported outside the job centre offices in case of benefit rationing

Sandbags are being filled and stacked outside many shops and banks, but not for bomb damage, as a precaution against ram raiders

And all this because of Suarez. Take his passport away NOW!!!!

 

Scummy English fans is what it is, can't go ****ing anywhere without causing trouble. Even turning on each other it seems. Well, put rats in a barrel and they will eat each other eventually

Did that European ban not teach you lot anything no?

 

No need to worry yet, when you see women shambling around Tesco`s and Asda in their pyjamas at all hours of day then worry........oh ****!!!

 

We follow Louis, we need to be banned at least three times, maybe more. Who knows?

 

Seriously, what the ****, can't go to a match without eating each other. Embarrassing for the country no matter how you try imagine it was a Liverpool fan

****ing shameful ****. unless Mike Tyson is an England fan

 

Should re title this threat to cannibalistic England fan tbh :

 

Tyson once said London was his favourit city so, who knows

 

Edit: Found the answer to the question I asked!

 

Sorry been late in replying. Just fitted the electrified fence around the house, filled the moat with petrol, and the AK47 is fully loaded.

All ready to welcome any zombie suarez's who care to visit. They wont get one bite, let alone 3

 

the things you have to do these days to protect yourself is terrible

 

Finnland, scandanavians are usually so grounded and cool too

 

It's catching.

Some Vampire **** going down at that match....