Based upon I say so, I'm going to list the players currently in the squad who would have a better or worse season in 2011/12: RVP- if he stays fit, Messi will be too overawed to ask for his signature Arshavin- he's been useless, will be better Nasri- more consistency, less sparkle Fabregas- better, he's always bad after international tournaments Sagna- same, he's good, we know he's good, up the Sagna Vermaelen- he could come on pitch for 7 games and have a better season Wilshere- worse, his hype will die down for the all conquering Rambo Ramsey- will win everything, including the Seria A, La Liga and EPL, he's just that good Song- Will stop bombing forward but will get sent off often Walcott- more games, less goals per game Djourou- bad start, will improve throughout Koscielny- will make Beckenbauer wonder why he couldn't be as good as this guy, poor Becky Clichy- Same old same old Szczesny- will mature but make a fair few mistakes Bendtner- will ascend into godhood and will no longer be involved in activities so petty as football Chamakh- will learn to shoot...from Van Persie's toddler son Eboue- will give up the pretence and just turn up with pom poms and a cheerleading outfit Vela- will cure world hunger with his winning smile Gibbs- will merge with Giggs and turn into a 27 year old who is half way between brilliant and his brother's wife Diaby- will be injured all season after an allergic reaction to that spurs shirt Squillaci- will be sold to Italy in return for an Italian mobster This has got to be the laziest article I have ever written.
Funny that. The next time I post an article that is not meant to be taken seriously I'll put a "WARNING WARNING DO NOT TAKE SERIOUSLY WARNING WARNING" banner at the top just for you.
Steevee you should learn to relax - if you don't like the thread just go and sit down in the corner on your own whilst we have a laugh... That being said... I thought it was quite funny... Poor Becky
Thanks Invincibles, you'd have thought that people would celebrate the lessening of the iron grip of the BBC's 606 moderators, not have a go at joke threads.
Gibbs- will merge with Giggs and turn into a 27 year old who is half way between brilliant and his brother's wife - still makes me laugh now - and i've read it 3 times
To be fair BBC 606 was retrospectively (sic) modded.The mods only acted when someone complained.You could say the modding here is worse as Piskie and myself read the majority of threads.This thread made me laugh anyway
Yeah but at least you don't delete threads based upon someone else not agreeing with you and you being too lazy to even read it. And glad you liked it.
The only problem with the thread is you missed out the bit about Ramsey single handedly demolishing the English at Wembley
I rate Ramsey really, really highly. Even after his injury. I think he will be better than Fabregas as he has all of Fabregas' strengths and none of his weaknesses.
I don't rate Wilshere as highly to be honest. He's very good definitely, but I'd have expected more goals with his much touted left foot and so forth. He might be like Fabregas in that they will come when he gets a bit older but he's been found wanting when it comes to the final third. Arsenal have been criticised for being great until the final third and you've got to look at which players are to blame here. That said, my criticisms of Wilshere are based upon my astronomical belief in Ramsey.
I had ramseys MSN/email a few years ago, but he was just some random cardiff player so i didn't bother... damn.
