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Summer 2014 Transfer rumour thread - Part V

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jun 24, 2014.

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  1. The Based God

    The Based God Active Member

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    We need to replace the "LUUUUKE" chant, sharpish.
     
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  2. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    With "LUUUUUUK" - for Luuk De Jong?
     
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  3. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    The 'replace list' is getting long!
     
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  4. The Based God

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    That might just work.
     
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  5. fatletiss

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    Seems ok, but to what tune?
     
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  6. ImpSaint

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    If he's ****,
    we'll be having a moan.
    And maybe little Pompey,
    can have him on loan,
    Graziano Pelle
    Graziano Pelle
     
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  7. MMJ

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    danny danny ings danny ings danny danny ings nanananananana? (tune is give it up of course)
     
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  8. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    When the ball hits your head
    And you're sat in Row Z
    Grazianoooo
     
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  9. MMJ

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    ole ole ole ole, indi, indi
     
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  10. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    He stands just over 6 foot 3, Pellè, Pellè
    He'll take us to the Champions League, Pellè, Pellè
    He gets the ball, he might be ****
    He wears our shirt, a home-brand kit
    Graziano, Southampton's hunk of meat
     
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  11. Downthe36

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    Brilliant!
     
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  12. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Bring the vodka, bring the Charlie,
    We just re-signed Francis Benali....
     
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  13. ElliotMP

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    Ha! <laugh>
     
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  14. ChilcoSaint

    ChilcoSaint What a disgrace
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    I believe this is what is known as "gallows humour". Pure class, DTLW.
     
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  15. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    I wish I could change one of the lines now, but hey ho. Lets roll with it.



    The new version is below, so if you liked the original and don't want to see the new one, look away now...


    He stands just over 6 foot 3, Pellè, Pellè
    He'll take us to the Champions League, Pellè, Pellè
    He wears our shirt, a home-brand kit
    He might be good, he might be ****
    Graziano, Southampton's hunk of meat
     
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  16. saintlyhero

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    So it is a home brand kit?

    He shoots to the left
    He shoots to the riiiiight

    Gratz-iano Pelle, his shooting is ****e
     
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  17. fran-MLs little camera

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    I think our chant for next season should be: Who are you? Who are you?
     
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  18. ImpSaint

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    To the 5 belgian bank clerks that are in the first team?
     
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    He plays on the left
    He plays on the riiiiiiiight
    Our new attacking signing
    Will make Adam look like ****e*

    (wave arms above head from left to right)






    * management reserve the right to point out that if said new signing is not as good, then the '****e' in the song will refer to his beard
     
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    Guan 2.0 on the players that Saints have lined up:

    "Some from abroad, some from within these isles (not necessarily England)
    Some were picked for the world cup. Only one is uncapped.
    Is under 28 young?
    One has a kind of young Sean Bean ruggedness about him."
     
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