Hot Curry

I had a special Jal last night and it was magic.Green chillies pocking out everywhere,i was sweating like a rapist after a few mouthfulls but well worth the pain.

Usually i go for the gay assed curries like Lamb Bhuna and that but i have now changed my ways.


So are you a hot curry man or a lamb bhuna gay ass ?

ER how about you ?

 

Anything that makes me sweat while I eat is to be avoided. I don't have the hair to soak it up.

I love a curry. My favourite bit is that your next morning **** smells exactly like it, so you can sit amongst happy food memories for a while before you flush.

 

Hotter the better. I have been known to add hot chilli powder to vindaloos. My home made curries (minimum of two scotch bonnets per portion) are infamous among friends and family.

I do worry about the long term implications for my insides though

 

I don't like Indian curries, Indian people are always sweaty and smell minging so I get the feeling some of that might have dropped into their curry. That might be what makes them so spicy

 

Funny you should say that PB my Mrs said i was honking this morning and made me go have a shower before coming to work.

Then she changed the bedding,i think shes going OTT.

I smelt like a curry house she said.It was they green chillies seeping out my pours.I wonder if my helmet smells of curry like womens flaps ?

 

Ha. Only one way to find out, Coops.

Make someone at work smell it.

My g/f is a vegetarian. I like nothing more than coming to bed after a kebab and trying to get my end away. It's like a Benny Hill sketch with me chasing her around the bed.

Before I pin her down, obviously.

 

PB
Only me in work and canny really tell as i still honk of curry.

Benny Hill magic.

 

Phall all the way.... Cent beat acringbn fire....

 

It's difficult to get a phall in most Indian restaurants up here (certainly in Edinburgh) but it's similar to the dish I make at home.

 

I like a pretty hot curry but in my experience with curry-houses, a madras in one can be as hot as a vindaloo in another.
If I visit one for the first time I'll always order a madras to be on the safe side.

Pub curries are notoriously milder than they claim to be. It's been a few years since I was in blighty but I remember a Wetherspoon "Phal" being as hot as a tin of mulligatawny soup!

 

You don't normally shower before going to work anyway? Bet your colleagues/employees love you

 

I have moved up from bhuna to jalfrezi recently.. I tried a pharl once years ago just dipped a bit of naan in it.. ****ing blew my head off.. I see no enjoyment in eating one that hot..

 

You build up a resistance to the heat. My tastebuds are ****ed so anything less than a Madras doesn't even register as hot.

 

If I cook a chilli con Carne I like to make hot so my face goes numb.. But a hot curry seemingly blows my head off..

 

Cant stand curries, i prefer to shop at Comet

 

I'm a lamb bhuna gay ass. For shame.

Nevr really liked Vindaloos and that ****, too hot to be enjoyable, If I wanted my mouth to sting i'd eat Jellyfish.

 

I can take a hot curry but I sweat like a ***** in a playground after a madras so tend to stick to bhuna.

I too don't have much to soak up the sweat so am thinking of getting an Ivan Ljubicic curry hat:

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I'm a ****, so I can't stand hot stuff. Plus, it doesn't even taste of anything if it's too hot, because your tastebuds are so ****ed, so what's the bloody point!?

 

Coops - what exactly is a curry?

I have heard of them but never had one. There was a chance a couple of years back........................................................