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Banana's Beard Emporium - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Jun 21, 2014.

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  1. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Just called it; it was engaged!!!
     
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  2. Le Tissier's Laces

    Le Tissier's Laces Well-Known Member

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    Schneiderlin's Samaritans
     
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  3. MMJ

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    we'll be the samaritans and we'll help distressed fans get through their meltdown issues
     
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  4. fatletiss

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    Or just put them down.
     
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  5. Dan

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    I picked the wrong time to put a happy Laura back up. Fixing it now.

    EDIT: There we go. Laura's :/ face
     
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    I will nail gun some mdf to Itchen Bridge to increase the sides height.
     
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  7. Joe!

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    I like it. Not just because it's relevant to the situation but also because she looks sexier there.
     
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  8. fatletiss

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    Mmm she doesn't doesn't show sexy for me.
     
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    Think you have to be quite young to find Laura sexy. Pretty and fit, but sexy...no.
     
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  10. Dan

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    She's always sexy, thank you. She's doing public appearances at Wimbledon this year - I'm tempted to go there just to chat her up and start our life together. By which I mean, go up to her, tell her I'm a big fan, take a photo, shake her hand then lock myself in a toilet and masturbate while pretending she's giving me a handjob.
     
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  11. fatletiss

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    what you trying to say?
     
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  12. fatletiss

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    Bastard - I've got to clean coffee off my keyboard now!
     
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  13. Joe!

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    Yeah, it's risky reading things like that in the office.
     
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  14. fatletiss

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    Fortunately my 'office' is my conservatory at home :)
     
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    That's the definition of true love!
     
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  16. MMJ

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    its how my mum and dad met
     
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  17. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Just going to put my feet up for a wee while in here......
     
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  18. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Ditto.
     
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  19. Le Tissier's Laces

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    How long do you think it will last? Give it half an hour?
     
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  20. ChilcoSaint

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    Kvitova's just knocked Venus out.
     
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