Say what you like about Suarez, his toothy smile and jolly japes on the field of play have brought joy to countless millions. What club or country wouldn't want a world class striker who only needs half a chance to score, and who also eats people? I just wish he was a) English, and b) played for Southampton. He does look a bit like Francis Benali.
I think it is quite unfair on Suarez ; seems to this bear that he cannot be held responsible - nor culpable - for the unfortunate incidents caused by the quite natural effect of the gravitational pull exerted by the mass of his teeth when they are in relative proximity to another object. Suarez is an innocent victim here, overpowered by forces not one of us can control Sir Isaac Newton would be turning in his grave if the mass of the earth and the gravitational pull it exerts wasnt stopping him.
I agree but that's a moot point as it was in fact his 3rd offence, if he was a dog he would have been put to sleep by now. As a footballer your natural instinct when lashing out is to either boot, punch, headbutt or elbow an opposition player, only spoilt kids bite so I suspect Luis may have issues which are leftovers from his own childhood, i'll bet he bit other kids all the time because he could'nt fight properly.
He's a cheeky chappy, you gotta love him. Poor guy is being persecuted. Remember Shearer kicking **** out of Lennon's head when he was down. Admittedly Lennon deserved it right enough.
Well in that case it's also a fact that you're a boring auld *****phile type who trawls playparks looking for small children to ruthlessly abuse.
Strachan was bang on yesterday ... he shot Chiles down - basically said "shut the **** up ya wee jessie"
When banned playing for Liverpool, he could play international football... Banned whilst with Urgay, then he should still be able to play for Liverpool.
Wasn't he banned by the English FA that time though? FIFA have more authority so can enforce a harsher ban.
