OT: Add a line, make a story.

Unfortunately, what the world was ready to throw at him was a steaming pile of feces. His chimplike appearance caused quite a stir as he walked past the zoo and the chimps in the pen expressed their feelings towards him by lovingly flinging their poop.

 

So you've jumped on the ****ing bandwagon now Not sure I like the simian connotations

 

I'm with RHCunt
You're all mental and need as much psychiatric help as Suarez

 

Why have you started calling me a ****, you ****ing ****?

 

Because you're are a ****. A self proclaimed **** too

 

When did I do that?

 

Thought it suited you nicely

 

#takesone

 

It used to be your standard response when I called it you

 

One of the chimps managed to break out of his cage and ran over to RHC in a fit of mad lust...

 

Let's leave it there

 

... said RHC as the ape inserted his monkey magic in his bum.


RHC then thought to himself... "this is 'add a line, make a story', I could change the subject to be about Zingy, LG, IBWT, or Gerrez instead if I don't like reading about myself..."

 

Said rhc but the love crazed alpha male chimp was not about to be spurned ....

 

For there lurking in the bushes with his camouflaged camera was the world famous naturalist or naturist Bare Hall. (PS: Note the fantastic alliteration)

 

"Oh! RHC, I'm going to make you famous!"

Says Bare Hall, "this is the first interspecies coupling I've witness where an ape made the advances on a human! Usually when Zingy is around, it happens the other way.

You're going to be famous and rich... as soon as I publish these photos!" He held the roll of film out in his hand triumphantly!

 

But he was summarily squashed flat by a landing UFO. The UFO's post-landing apparatus descended and the door opened to reveal . . .

 

A hot sexy green alien swimsuit super model. [Note: see I'm trying to help you RHC] The alien model removed all her clothes and said "take me, I'm yours"...

 

RHC was so excited he almost spurted right there, on the spot, but he had totally ignored the chimpanzee. It all but hurdled him, and took no time at all in starting to ravish the hot green alien swimwear model with three breasts (just like Total recall!) . . .

 

"I'll save you!" RHC said heroically as he rolled up his sleeves and leapt onto the UFO and separated the ape from the hot green alien swimsuit model with three breasts and a really nice arse.

 

The chimp performed the coupling with astonishing dexterity!!! RHC was left dumbfounded. So he took out his previously concealed magnificent instrument that managed to impress the alien three-breasted model......By the end of the afternoon session all three were totally knackered. What they didn't realise was that all of this had been captured on Bare Hall's camera.