If Liverpool bought Downing. We bought an Nâzog type. Villa bought Steed and Richardson. And Bent arrived for pre season and was introduced to his new supply line and cried.
Harry Redknapp takes over as England manager and Villa sell Bent to West Ham as no Premiership club wants to sign a low life, lying, two faced greedy son of a bitch striker with no loyalty
Young goes to Man U, Downing goes to The reds, Dunne gets older and slower, Bent wants a pay rise, McLeish decides Heskey can score goals, Villa supporters continue to hate the brum's failures.
Mc'Leish drops Bent for Heskey, sends him on loan to Wigan, plays in front of a massive crowd off a few dozen. He's got no supply line, as un-named player has done a runner to get his 60k a week. And to top it off Laby Bruce, decides she wants to go home.
I would just ignore the funny fella, lets forget about BDU, shame he cant forget us, hahahahahahahahah
harry decides he made a mistake, he buys him back for 10 million (so villa make a loss) Bent goes on £150,000 a week 5 year contract, Bent misses a sitter that harry`s wife could have scored in his first game, he ridicules him in the press, Bent takes a strop, Harry drops him to the reserves, cant sell him as they gave him a silly contract, and he nearly busts spurs (wouldnt want any club to go out of business, but they get deducted points and get relegated) harry gets sacked = no England Job, Bent has to ply his trade in the Championship where he still struggles as his confidence is rock bottom and spurs are **** as they got relegated.
